Hey Lava Toad! We are doing a live Webcast next week. I think you'll dig it. Here's the official e-mail blurb:
Lights! Camera! Rimjob!!
I know ever since your Uncle Harold's funeral in Hoboken you've been wishing that your Mother would learn proper etiquette involved in a Casual Rimjob. Well, you're in luck! Tell her to get her face out of that rotting corpse's decomposing poop-chute and grab a note pad cause Napkin is going worldwide!
That's right! Your favorite band Crumpled Napkin will be performing LIVE at Expression College for Digital Arts. This is a multi-media extravaganza: Live Audience (you), Live 24 Track Recording (you farting in the background), live webcast (for our correspondents on Napkin care missions around the world), live pottery and muffin workshop!
All this is going down next Tuesday March 8th at 6:30pm Pacific time. The school is in Emeryville and we can have up to 30 audience members. We need to give a guest list to the security guard (he shoots hippies sometimes) So if you wanna go, Send us an e-mail at crumplednapkin@hotmail.com (front row seats reserved for people who attach nude photos)
If you can't make it and/or want to spread the word of Napkin to that girl you've been chatting with online in Indiana who swears she's a beautiful blond, who used to go out with Tommy Lee, but now she just wants to be with a sweet little hopeless nerd like you.
Simply Log on to: www.expression.edu/
Click on the "Webcasts/Concerts" link in the lower right hand corner, take your pant's off and enjoy.
This is a live webcast starting at exactly 6:30pm Pacific Time. That is 9:30pm for those on the east coast and somewhere in between for those central and mountain fucks.
Here's the detailed info:
Crumpled Napkin
LIVE on Stage and the Internet (it's not Porn this time Ma!)
Be there squeaking on the Live recording!
Expression College for Digital Arts
6601 Shellmound Street
Emeryville, CA 94608
Tuesday March 8th
6:30pm
E-MAIL US SO WE CAN PUT YOU ON THE LIST!
Webcast: log onto: www.expression.edu
Be there!
-Mr. Burrito
Lights! Camera! Rimjob!!
I know ever since your Uncle Harold's funeral in Hoboken you've been wishing that your Mother would learn proper etiquette involved in a Casual Rimjob. Well, you're in luck! Tell her to get her face out of that rotting corpse's decomposing poop-chute and grab a note pad cause Napkin is going worldwide!
That's right! Your favorite band Crumpled Napkin will be performing LIVE at Expression College for Digital Arts. This is a multi-media extravaganza: Live Audience (you), Live 24 Track Recording (you farting in the background), live webcast (for our correspondents on Napkin care missions around the world), live pottery and muffin workshop!
All this is going down next Tuesday March 8th at 6:30pm Pacific time. The school is in Emeryville and we can have up to 30 audience members. We need to give a guest list to the security guard (he shoots hippies sometimes) So if you wanna go, Send us an e-mail at crumplednapkin@hotmail.com (front row seats reserved for people who attach nude photos)
If you can't make it and/or want to spread the word of Napkin to that girl you've been chatting with online in Indiana who swears she's a beautiful blond, who used to go out with Tommy Lee, but now she just wants to be with a sweet little hopeless nerd like you.
Simply Log on to: www.expression.edu/
Click on the "Webcasts/Concerts" link in the lower right hand corner, take your pant's off and enjoy.
This is a live webcast starting at exactly 6:30pm Pacific Time. That is 9:30pm for those on the east coast and somewhere in between for those central and mountain fucks.
Here's the detailed info:
Crumpled Napkin
LIVE on Stage and the Internet (it's not Porn this time Ma!)
Be there squeaking on the Live recording!
Expression College for Digital Arts
6601 Shellmound Street
Emeryville, CA 94608
Tuesday March 8th
6:30pm
E-MAIL US SO WE CAN PUT YOU ON THE LIST!
Webcast: log onto: www.expression.edu
Be there!
-Mr. Burrito
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Re: Crumpled Napkin Webcast
Tue, March 1, 2005 - 6:52 PMOK, cool!
Wait--WHO does my mom have to fuck? -
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Re: Crumpled Napkin Webcast
Wed, March 2, 2005 - 9:06 AMEither me or someone who looks exactly like me. -
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Re: Crumpled Napkin Webcast
Wed, March 2, 2005 - 9:07 AMAnd based on your choice of pictures today, it looks like Marty is the runner up. Ho Ho Ho.
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Re: Crumpled Napkin Webcast
Wed, March 2, 2005 - 9:56 PMHm. This guy who "looks exactly like" you. Are the two of you ever in the same room at the same time?
(And by looking exactly like you, does that mean that he, too, as a "truly collosal . . . massive fucking schlong" [Laetor, "Crumpled Napkin LIVE September 24th!!!"]? Just curious. My mom will want to know.) -
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Re: Crumpled Napkin Webcast
Wed, March 2, 2005 - 10:05 PMOf course I meant "has a," not "as a."
God DAMN these FUCKING BASTARDS who WON'T LET US GO BACK AND EDIT OUR POSTS!!!!!!!! "Oh, look at ME! I'm having a REAL conversation! Just like in real life, I can't go back and change the things I say except by bringing up the whole goddamn thing ALL OVER AGAIN IN A SEPARATE POST! Sure, we COULD take advantage of an opportunity to do something we could NEVER do in real life--going back in time and erasing all our mistakes--but, NO, that wouldn't be REALISTIC!"
Fuckers. And, YES, I know which goddamn tribe I'm on, and NO, I wouldn't rather take this somewhere else. -
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Re: Crumpled Napkin Webcast
Thu, March 3, 2005 - 8:17 AMI'm all atwitter... ATWITTER, I tells ya! -
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Hi Napkin People
Sun, June 26, 2005 - 7:42 AMHi, I joined your tribe and boy am I tired. I guess it's not the same as the "I just flew in" joke but it will have to do. Hi Rick, Julie, Stephanie, Jeremy, et al. Love you. -
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Re: Hi Napkin People
Mon, June 27, 2005 - 3:11 PMHi, Suzanne!
I'm very flattered that you joined our tribe, but I sadly suspect it was a mistake--of the very kind I once made myself. I did a search for a certain tribe, came up with a million listings that merely MENTIONED my key words, clicked on one (thinking I had the right tribe) and added a post. Later I realized I had the wrong tribe, and there was no way to delete my post--which was very embarrassing because it was based on a kind of humor that only would have made sense in the tribe I was looking for.
It was months later before I figured out that, when you're searching for tribes by title and a huge lists comes up based on key words, there's a link at the very top that says "tribe" (usually with the number "1"), which leads to the tribe itself. So I suspect you wanted Crumpled Napkin, and you might want to try that if you haven't already. Sorry about the confusion--I think we need a much simpler system for finding tribes by title.
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Re: Hi Napkin People
Mon, June 27, 2005 - 3:19 PMI invited Suzanne to the Crumpled Napkin tribe, but told her that she should definitely check out Lava Toads music and remain on the tribe to find out about shows etc, as I know that Suzanne would LOVE Lava Toad. -
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Re: Hi Napkin People
Mon, June 27, 2005 - 5:21 PMOh, my goodness! Why, Julie, thank you so much for the recommendation! I assumed wrongly because Suzanne mentioned the names of Crumpled Napkin people, but now I understand that she was just saying hi to those she knew.
And Suzanne, welcome! We're thrilled to have you in our tribe. Thank you both!
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